Comedian Jokes

1. a child can drown at just 4 inches of water might as well run a bath
2. if god didn't want there to be gays he would sent a plague to wipe them out
3. why is it called sunshine variety coaches when all the kids on board are the same
4. treatmekeepking ever heard that phrase treatmekeepking you treat them and you keep them king if that was true wouldn't the jews absolute adore the germans

5. that should be our new speed camera a video of richard hammonds trying to remember his own wedding day

6. on the subject of abortions a lot of people support a womens right to choose but i think i am paying for it just kidding il'd never pay it doesent cost anything to fall down the stairs does it?

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