and tells him she's moving to Las Vegas. The husband asks, "Why Las Vegas?"
She says from what she understands, she can get $100 for every blowjob she gives. Upon telling her husband this he starts packing as well. The wife asks, "Where are you going?"
The husband says, "I'm going to Las Vegas too! I want to see how you can live off $200 a year!"
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