A guy's wife in pregnant and getting cravings for unusual foods. One day she decides she just has to have snails and sends him to the store to get some. He goes downtown to the fancy seafood store and buys a bunch of live snails for making escargot. They put the snails in a paper bag and tell him to get home quickly as the bag may not last.
On the way home he passes the local bar and one of his friends sees him and invites him in for drink to celebrate in expected new birth. One thing leads to another and the guy ends up staying until closing time and getting quite hammered.
Finally he proceeds on home. Just as he is walking up the front steps two things happen. One, the bag finally breaks and the snails all fall out on the walk and, two, his wife opens the door and starts yelling at him and demanding to know where he has been and why it has taken so long for him to get home.
The guys looks at his wife, then at the snails, then at the wife and then at the snails again.
"Come on guys" he says to the snails "We're almost there. Just a few feet more."
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