A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender: "Can I have a hot rag for my nose?"
The bartender says "yes, but why do you need that for your nose?"
The man answers "Well, a couple of seconds ago I tried to sniff coke, but and ice cube got stuck up my nose."
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