Coffee with Jesus

A Republican in a wheelchair, entered a restaurant one
afternoon and asked the waitress for a cup of coffee. The
Republican looked across the restaurant and asked "Is that Jesus
sitting over there?"

The waitress nodded "yes!" So, the Republican requested that
she give Jesus a cup of coffee, on him.

The next patron to come in was a Libertarian, with a hunched back. He
shuffled over to a booth, painfully sat down, and asked the waitress for a
cup of hot tea. He also glanced across the restaurant and asked,
"Is that Jesus, over there?"

The waitress nodded, so the Libertarian asked her to give Jesus a cup of
hot tea, "My treat."

The third patron to come into the restaurant was a Democrat on
crutches. He hobbled over to a booth, sat down and hollered, "Hey
there honey! How's about getting me a cold mug of Miller Light!"
He too looked across the restaurant and asked,”Isn't
that God's boy over there?"

The waitress nodded, so the Democrat directed her to give Jesus a cold
beer. "On my bill," he said loudly so everyone in the restaurant
could hear.

As Jesus got up to leave, he passed by the Republican, touched him and said,
"For your kindness, you are healed." The Republican felt the strength
come back into his legs, got up and began to praise the Lord.

Jesus passed by the Libertarian, touched him and said, "For your
kindness, you are healed." The Libertarian felt his back
straightening up, he raised his hands and he, too, began to praise the Lord.

Then, Jesus walked, with a huge smile on his face, towards the
Democrat. The Democrat jumped up and yelled, "Don't touch me.......
I'm on disability."