An Indian lady visited a bar for the first time, She sat on the table in front of the bartender..
A guy at her left side ordered: "Jack Daniels, Single"
A guy at her right side ordered: "Johnny Walker, Single"
The bartender looked at the lady & said: And you..??
She replied: "Savitri Deshpande, Married."
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