The French existentialist Jean-Paul Sartre was sitting in a cafe when a waitress approached him:
"Can I get you something to drink, Monsieur Sartre?"
Sartre replied,
"Yes, I'd like a cup of coffee with sugar, but no cream".
Nodding agreement, the waitress walked off to fill the order and Sartre returned to working. A few minutes later, however, the waitress returned and said,
"I'm sorry, Monsieur Sartre, we are all out of cream -- how about with no milk?"
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