A man enters a clock shop and takes out his manhood and puts it on the counter.
The lady assistant says to him "Sir this is a clock shop not a cock shop."
He replies "Put two hands and a face on it then."
Submitted by Calamjo
Edited by Curtis and Tantilazing
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