A man sitting in a bus told the woman on the seat in front of him.
"Excuse me ma'am, you've got sperm on the back of your shirt."
"How can you know that's sperm? Perhaps it's yoghurt."
"I'm 100% sure it's sperm and not yoghurt."
"How?"
"I don't ejaculate with yoghurt."
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