A man walks into a bar and sits down with a big ol' grin on his face. Bartender asks, "You look happy Bob, watcha' been doin'?"
"Well I was out cleanin' my boat Jim, and this real hot brunette walks up. I ask her if she wants to come for a ride in my boat and she says yes. Well Jim, I took her out and I took her way out. Stopped the boat in the middle of the lake and gave her two options; fuck me or swim. She couldn't swim Jim, she couldn't swim.
Next day man comes into the bar and sits down with a big ol' grin on his face. Bartender asks, "You look happy Bob, watcha' been doin'?"
"Well I was out cleanin' my boat Jim, and this real hot blonde walks up. I ask her if she wants to come for a ride in my boat and she says yes. Well Jim, I took her out and I took her way out. Stopped the boat in the middle of the lake and gave her two options; fuck me or swim. She couldn't swim Jim, she couldn't swim.
Next day he comes into the bar and sits down with a big ol' frown on his face. Bartender asks, "You look sad Bob, what's the matter?"
"Well I was out cleanin' my boat Jim, and this real hot redhead walks up. I ask her if she wants to come for a ride in my boat and she says yes. Well Jim, I took her out and I took her way out. Stopped the boat in the middle of the lake and gave her two options; fuck me or swim. She pulled down her pants and showed me her 12 inch long dick Jim. And Jim, I can't swim!"
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