Three men are paired with a gorgeous blonde on the golf course. On a par three she hits a beautiful tee shot onto the green, leaving her with a twenty foot putt. "Oh my God! I've never had a birdie before!" she says, "I would do anything to make this putt." The first guy says "Well then... Hit it hard about a foot left of the hole and you're good." The second guy says "Nah, hit it soft, about four inches right." The girl is still standing there unsure when the third guy chimes in "Anything?" She replies "ANYTHING" He eyes the green for a minute, looks at her and says "Ah, that's a gimmee, pick up your ball."
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