10)I should have used a condom...
9)Golly, do you need help!
8)Boy, do I want to speak to your pimp!
7)That thing ain't bigger than your sister's or mom's!
6)That was not worth every cent!
5)Is there a money back guarantee?
4)Do you have a microscope on you?
3)There are medical solutions for that.
2)Wow! You must centimeter Sam!
1)Can I supersize that fry?
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