Cinderella is getting ready for the ball and the fairy godmother warns Cinderella "if you stay out past midnight, your pussy will turn into a pumpkin!"
2:30 rolls around and Cinderella comes in. The fairy godmother asks her "so, what did the prince think when your pussy turned into a pumpkin??"
And Cinderella responds: "I didn't go with the prince........ I went with Peter Peter Pumpkin Eater!"
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