The Morning of the christmas day two children are unwrapping their presents.
One kid got many great expensive presents. The other, just few shitty ones.
The kid with many presents points with a finger on the other kid and says:
"Ha Ha! I have got much more presents than you!"
"That's right, responds the other kid, but on the other hand i don't have cancer."
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