Christains, Muslims, Buddhists, and Jews

Has anyone ever noticed that people who follow Christ are Christians, people who follow Muhammad are Muslim, and people who follow Buddha are Buddhists, but followers of Judaism are Jew...ish.
Like they hate being Jews so they're like, "I'm just a little Jew-ish. Not too Jewey just a little Jewish here."

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