A lady walked into a convenience store and asked the clerk for a pint of chocolate ice cream.
The clerk told the lady "Miss, we are all out of chocolate ice cream."
The lady says "Oh, okay. Give me a quart of chocolate ice cream."
The clerk says "Miss, I just told you we are all out of chocolate ice cream."
The lady says "Oh, okay. Give me a half gallon of chocolate ice cream."
The clerk had finally had it. He said "Miss, can you spell the van in vanilla?"
The lady looked puzzled but answered "Yes, v a n."
The clerk said, "Very good. Now can you spell the straw in strawberry?"
The lady still looked puzzled but answered "Yes, s t r a w."
The clerk said, "Very good. Now can you spell the fuck in chocolate?"
The lady answered, "There ain't no fuck in chocolate."
The clerk replied, "That's what I'v been trying to tell you!"
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