A baby is born with the ability to speak. He says, "Granny!" and Granny drops dead with shock. He says, "Grandpa!" and Grandpa drops dead with shock. He says, "MaMa!" and MaMa drops dead with shock. Then he says, "DaDa!", and what happens? Old Wong next door drops dead with shock.
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