By the river, and on the Russian and Chinese border there was two soldiers standing as posts for some decade years. A Chinese on south side and the Russian on North side. One day the Russian started to make signals to the Chinese. The Chinese was puzzled. The Russian wanted to ask him if he was a paratrooper, so he put his arms high and made a wide arc with his hands, and showed a falling leave. Chinese was not answering. So, the Russian thought, maybe he is with the Navy Seals then, and showed some swimstrokes with his arms... No, the Chinese didnt do any kind of move to respond. Hmm, Russian thought, maybe he is a Tankdriver, so he showed with his arms like you manouvre two sticks back and forth. Chinese didnt answer. Then the Russian was puzzled... Well, maybe I am wrong, he is not in attacking, maybe he is in passive role like, hmm.. reconnaissance.. So, he put his hand like he hold a binocular by his eyes. The Chinese ran away all the way to the HQ to complain. The Colonel said, You know it is a death penalty to leave your post ??. Yes, the Chinese soldier said, that is way better than that Russian, that got crazy over there. - How come ??, the Colonel replied. Well, see, this Russian and I have stud across this river as posts for over 30 years. All sudden he got mad. He Told me: When the sun go Down, I swim across the river, take you from the behind, until your eyes pop out !!!!
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