One weekend, a couple were having breakfast when the radio suddenly blared, "We are expecting 8-10 inches of snow! Please move your car to the even numbered side of the street so that the street sweepers can come through!"
So the wife goes out and moves her car.
The next weekend, the couple were having breakfast when the radio suddenly blared, "We are expecting 10-12 inches of snow! Please move your car to the odd numbered side of the street so that the street sweepers can come through!"
So the wife goes out and moves her car.
The next weekend, the couple were having breakfast when the radio suddenly blared, "We are expecting 12-14 inches of snow! Please move your car to the-"
And suddenly the power went out. The wife said to her husband, "I didn't hear which side of the street to move the car to. Do you know which side of the street I should move the car to?"
And her husband said to her nicely, as all husbands do so to blond wives, "Honey, why don't you leave the car in the garage this time?"
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