A well-endowed woman entered a chic Madison Avenue boutique and tried on every evening gown in the store. Finally setting eyes on a very sexy, low-cut dress hanging in the display window, she asked the exhausted salesclerk if she could try it on.
“Of course, madam,” he muttered through clenched teeth, squeezed into the window, and began the painstaking task of taking the dummy apart to remove the gown. Eventually he succeeded and was able to hand it over to the demanding customer.
“How do I look?” she asked, emerging from the dressing room. “Does it show off my marvelous breasts to advantage?”
“Oh, absolutely,” the clerk assured her, “but do hairy chests run in your family?”
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