When Chelsea Clinton was young she walked in on her mom getting out of the
shower. Pointing to her chest she asked her "What are those?"
Hilary�s response was "Oh honey, those are my breasts�.
Chelsea asked, "Will I get breasts?"
"Yes, when you're older." said Hillary.
A day or two later Chelsea walked in on her dad getting out of the shower.
Pointing towards his penis, she asked, "What's that?"
Bill responded "Oh honey, that�s my penis."
Chelsea asked, "Will I get a penis?"
Bill responded, "Yes, when your mother leaves�.
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