Cheating wife

A man has been suspecting his wife is cheating on him and decides he'll try to catch her in the act. One day he comes home early from work to find his wife all dolled up awkwardly sitting alone in the living room.

"Alright! Where the hell is he!?" he screams.

The wife claims she has no idea what he's talking about. The man goes into a rage and starts tearing through the whole place. He notices a man standing outside the apartment on the sidewalk. In his rage he is convinced that's the man his wife has been sleeping with. With all of his strength and anger he picks up the kitchen's refrigerator, hurls it out the window and crushes the man. Realizing what he's done, with all the stress and strain he has a sudden heart attack and dies himself.

The men find themselves in limbo awaiting their judgment. They're shuffling through a line and being asked how they came to die.

The first man says, "I was standing on the street when all of a sudden a refrigerator came out of nowhere and crushed me."

The second man says, "My wife was cheating on me, and when I finally found the bastard I crushed him with our refrigerator, which caused me to have a heart attack."

The third man says, "Well, there was in a refrigerator, minding my own business..."

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