Dave, cleaning up a spill on Bill's kitchen counter comments while holding a sopping, tattered and very-thin rag "Dude, why do you buy the shitty, cheap paper towels?"
Bill swirls his drink, tilts his head back and laughs. "You fool, Dave, these things are used almost exclusively for wiping semen off my cock-shaft. It wouldn't make financial sense to buy premium paper towels JUST to mop up semen. In fact", Bill continued, "It may even be cheaper to just do my regular cleaning with a washable towel, get a girlfriend, and never buy paper towels again." Bill does some quick mental math and finds that he's spending about $60 a month on paper towels. "Wow!" he exclaims, "with that kind of money, I could take a chick out on at least two shitty dates a month, cum in her, and keep the change." He ponders his glorious new idea for a time.
Dave, hardly amused, finishes peeling the tiny bits of cheap-wet paper towels from his hand and tosses it with disgust into the trash can. "Whatever man. Or just stay single and keep buying the cheap-o's. Either way, you're fucking yourself."
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