Chasing the Fire Engine


As a drunk guy staggers out of the bar one Friday evening, a fire engine races past, siren wailing and lights flashing.


Immediately, the drunk starts chasing the engine, running as fast as he can until eventually he collapses, gasping for breath.


In a last act of desperation he shouts after the fire engine,


"If that's the way you want it, you can keep your bloody ice creams!"

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