A Love Story: Which Girl Do I Marry?

A young man had seriously dated three girls and was finally faced
with the dilemma of which to marry. As a test he gave each of
them one thousand dollars.


The first girl went for a complete hair and face make over, new
clothes, and new shoes. She returned to show off her new look
saying, "I want to be at my most beautiful for you. Why?
Because I love you, dear."


The second girl returned with new hockey and golf equipment, a
new stereo, VCR, and month's supply of beer saying, "I bought all
these things for you. They're my gifts to you, because I love
you so."


The third girl invested the $1,000 wisely and very quickly
doubled her original amount. She reinvested the profits which
continued to multiply and returned the first thousand to the
young man saying, "I have taken your money and made it grow as an
investment in our future together. That's how much I love you, my
dear."


The young man was very impressed by all of their responses. He
then gave long and careful consideration and finally married the
one with the biggest breasts.