Off to the side an old hag of a prostitute waits on a stool. He gives her a glance. She raises an eyebrow. He cocks his head. She winks back. He motions at the seat next to him. She slithers on over.
"You got something to say, big boy?"
"Yeah," he replies. "When are you gonna get around to buy'n me a drink?"
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