Poor old Gary's rich new mom was cleaning his dresser in his room, when she found a dildo and a pair of stained briefs.
Having been a man all her life, she instantly knew what the stains were. Pizza stains! Then, Gary's old mom broke out from
the wildlife shelter and beat Gary's rich new mom to death with the dildo.
Chagrin.
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