Certificate of Upgrade to Complete Asshole


Is awarded to:


Bobby


In recognition of your obnoxious attitude, ability to piss people off, complete


asinine juvenile behavior and total dedication to personal gain without regard


to the many hardships you have forced upon friends, family and other during your


lifetime, you have become a legend in your own mind.


To recognize your upgrade from half-assed to complete asshole, gives all


concerned great satisfaction. If anyone, for any reason, doubts your status,


JUST BE YOURSELF!

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