A 8 year old boy went up to his mother and asked for a new bike. His mother replied " There are seven children in this family if you want a bike you will have to do 1 Hail Mary and pray to God for the new bike"So the boy went to his room kneeled down and prayed " Dear God I have been a good boy..." " No that's not true " he thought. He started over " Dear God, I have been a good boy most of the time...." "No that's not true either" He thought and started over again, " Dear God I have tried to be a good boy..." "No that is not true either" He jumped up ran into the living room grabbed something put it under his arm ran back to his room and through it under his bed. The boy got back on his knees and started his prayer again, "Dear God, I want a bike and if you ever want to see your mother again you will get it for me"
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