I walked up to the hotel front desk at one of the casinos in Atlantic City last week. I asked them how much their rooms were, and the lady told me they were $10 per night.
I asked why they were so cheap, and she said they weren't like other hotels, there's a few things that the customers need to do themselves that would normally be done by the hotel staff. For instance, she said I would need to make my own bed. I figured no problem, I do that every day at home.
So I gave her my credit card and paid for the room. She gave me the room key, a hammer, some nails, and a box from Ikea. Then I went up to the room and started putting the bed together.
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