A reporter is interviewing a survivor of an airplane crash in the Andes Mountains:
Reporter: I heard you had to do something awful
Survivor: Yes, it's true, we had to eat airplane food to survive.
Reporter: My god!
Survivor: What else could we do, we had already eaten up the dead passengers!
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