Carpet layer

A dark-haired woman was ordering carpet from a local carpet dealer who had stopped by the house to take her order.

"In the livingroom, I would like a nice beige to go with my table."
The man writes this down on his pad and goes to the window and yells, "Green side up!"

The woman is confused but doesn't say anything about it.
"Here in my son's room, we'd like a pale blue carpet."
Again the man writes this on his pad and again he goes to the window and yells, "Green side up!"

The woman decides to let it go for now and leads the man to the master bedroom.
"In here, we'd like a deep brown carpet."
The man again writes this on his notepad and again goes to the window and yells out, "Green side up!"

The woman can no longer hold back her curiosity.
"I asked for beige, blue, and dark brown carpets. Why are you yelling 'Green side up!' out the window?"

The man looks at her in surprise and says, "Oh! I guess that is confusing . . . I have a team of blondes laying sod at the house across the street."

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