Wife: “There’s trouble with the car. I think it has water in the carburettor.”
Husband: “Water in the carburettor? That’s plain daft.”
Wife: “I’m telling you the car has water in the carburettor.”
Husband: “Don’t be silly, You don’t even know what a carburettor is. how would you know there is water in the carburettor? "
Wife: “darling, I figured there would be some water in the carburetor if the car is in the swimming pool."
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