A man and a woman crash into a tree. The car is badly damaged, but both people only suffered minor injuries. A bottle of Scotch at the back of the car also was undamaged.
"Thank the Lord we're fine!" the woman said. "Let's share that Scotch to calm our nerves."
The man agreed, and drunk half of the bottle before offering some to the woman. However, the woman shook him off.
"Don't you want any?" the man asked.
"No, no," the woman said. "I'll let the police arrive and decide who's fault the crash was first."
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