An attractive young woman......

.....is driving down a Pennsylvania freeway when, to her surprise, she is pulled over by a state Policeman.

"Is something wrong officer?" she asks smiling.

"No ma'am this is strictly routine. Can I see your license please?'

Trying to be both pleasant and helpful she immediately produces it and hands it over. The cop looks at it for a moment then back at her.

"I going to ask you to come to the squad car please"

"Officer have I done something wrong?"

"No ma'am, as I said before this is strictly routine"

Once in the trooper's car he again examines her license.

"Ma'mam I notice you have the letters "SKI" at the end of your last name. Might you be Polish?"

Surprised by the question the young woman replies brightly "Why yes officer I am!"

The officers immediately locks the car doors and pulls his pants, including his underwear down to his ankles. She cannot help but notice that he is highly aroused.

"Oh no!" she says forlornly, "Not the Polish breathalyzer..again!"