Captain's log

31.08.1883
We sailed to the West,we hope to find a new continent.Crew is in good mood, food is excellent, 5 girls from the harbor are with us and they are very happy.

31.10.1883
Compass died, we are navigating using the stars and the suns (when it's not cloudy,fu*king clouds)
Crew is in good mood,girls are happy

30.11.1883
Strong wind tore our sails,all but one. That slowed us very much.
Crew is still in good mood,girls are still happy

01.01.1884
We are celebrating new year, we don't give a flying fuck for a wind that is tossing us here and there, we don't know where we are because there wasn't a clear sky for 25 days. Crew is still in good mood,girls are still happy

28.02.1884
In the stormy night we shipwrecked. 30 sailors survived and cook Mary,ugly as hell. All the girls from the harbor drowned.What are we going to do without them!
We got to the desert island.

25.03.1884
Luckily we got to the south so we are not cold on the island.
Ugly Mary is cooking great, some of the sailors started fu*king her with their eyes closed, I couldn't do it!

01.05.1884
All 30 sailors started screwing Mary. I found out she has a beautiful soul full of understanding.
I think I fell in love.

02.05.1884
This morning I went to Mary. We started making out and it was wonderful.
Afterwards,Mary put out to all the sailors.

30.06.1884
Every day we are sweating because of the heat. In the shade,we are sweating on Mary.
Every day is beautiful. How lucky we are that Mary survired.

30.06.1885
Mary is more beautiful (at least I think so) every day. Although you can see that it's very hard for her.

30.06.1886
Mary doesn't need to cook anymore. Joe is cooking now.
Food is disgusting,but Mary makes our day because now we manage to get 2 or 3 times with her.

30.06.1889
Mary is very tired,I'm afraid she's sick.

30.07.1889
Mary got a fever.We are all praying for her.
Because of the fever,her pu*sy is warmer so that is nice change.
Also,because of the fever,we don't screw her for more than once - everyone once !

30.08.1889
Mary is unconscious,her body temperature is very high.We are afraid of the worst !

31.08.1889
Mary died. 30 sailors, together with me, are crying like little children.We don't know what to do without Mary.

01.09.1889
We buried Mary. Life lost all meaning to us.

02.09.1889
Joe the cook hanged himself from a coconut tree, Jack and Jim got in a fight.We can't live like this anymore.

03.09.1889
We dug out Mary ...
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I'm sorry for my english,it's not my native,please correct me for mistakes