A foursome of golfers watch a lone player play up short of the green they are on. As they tee off at the next hole they watch the lone player quickly chip on and putt out. He almost runs to the tee where the foursome is. He looks at the bewildered players and says: "I say chaps could I play through, I've just heard the wife has had a terrible accident".
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