(Remember the Aussie accent)
The radio show was Queensland FM
The host was Jim
The phone-in competition was give us a word that's not in the Oxford
English Dictionary and make a sentence with it
Prize is a fortnight for two in Los Angeles, USA!
Jim: Hi what's your name and word please ?
Caller: This is Bob from the Bush and my word is gaan.
Jim: Thanks Bob, hang on a mo while we check in the dictionary. It's
not there, so for two weeks in L.A, make a sentence:
Caller: Gaan fuck yourself
Jim immediately hangs up and says "Ladies and gents, this is a family
show so no more dirty calls please
There are many more calls. 45 minutes and as many unsuccessful
contestants later....
Jim: Hi, this is Jim at QFM what's your name and word ?
Caller: This is Steve from Perth and my word is smee
Jim: Thanks Steve, just checking and yes smee doesn't appear in the OED
so lets have your sentence
Caller: Smee again, gaan fuck yourself !!!
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