A customer goes to a bank and deposits a check into his account. (The check is from different bank though).
He then asks when will the check be cashed.
The Bank teller says, "Sir, it may take 2-3 days for your check to get cleared and the money to be deposited."
Customer: "Why does it take so long? The bank that the check is from is very close to your bank?"
Bank teller: "Sir, there is a procedure that must be followed and it's a lengthy process."
The customer is very frustrated, and he mutters under his breath ”No one likes to work”.
Bank teller: "Just imagine you had an accident and die in front of a graveyard. Will you be buried then and there as are you very close to it?"
edit: Formatted for easier understanding!
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