A blonde walks into a pawn shop and says "can i buy that t.v". The cashier says I dont serve blondes. So the blonde goes home and dyes her hair red. She comes back the next day and asked the same question. The cashier again says we dont serve blondes. So she goes home and dyes her hair brown. The same thing happened the next day. She is so ticked off that she says "how the heck do you know i am a blonde?" and the cashier replies "because thats not a t.v its a microwave!"
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