Came up with this one while discussing the selling point of an android game I'm developing

Jeorge walked into his sex dungeon and looked around for his slave.
On the furthermost corner a pair of wanting eyes stared him. His slave, Mark Sully was chained to the wall. His very minimal attire was tight to the point of causing the ocasional bruises on his skin.
Jeorge Toolern was a very dominant top and walked menancingly to his chained up counterpart.
Sully watched his master walking up to him and immediatly turned around to offer his behind.
The moment Jeorge had gotten to an arm’s lenght of his slave, he slapped his palm hard on his oiled up ass. “Hi there ButtHard!”- said Jeorge to Sully. (He had a tradition of coming up with cheesy nicknames for his slaves).
Jeorge pulled his slave to his crotch and tightened his grip.
“Easy, Toolern!” -ButtHard to master.

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