Two college professors are having lunch at a local diner.
John (a math professor) says "you know, it really is sad how very little the general population understands higher math."
Bill (a physics professor) responds "There you go again with your holier-than-thou attitude, I'm sure more people know higher math than you think."
John: "Yeah? Prove it then, if one other person in this restaurant can correctly answer 'what's the integral of x-squared', I'll buy your lunch."
Bill: "Alright then, let's make it interesting. If their answer is not 'x-cubed over three', I'll buy YOUR lunch."
John: "Fine, whatever. I have to go to the bathroom."
When John leaves the table, Bill calls the server over. Not wanting to lose the bet, he asks her "when my friend returns, I need you to do me a favor. I'm going to ask you a question, and you need to answer 'x-cubed over three'. Can you do that for me?"
The server is annoyed but reluctantly agrees. A minute later John returns to the table, and Bill calls the server over again.
Bill: "Here we go John, I'll prove it to you by asking our server. Dear, what is the integral of x-squared?"
Server: "x-cubed over three."
John is dumbfounded. Bill is Just about to rub his victory in John's face when the server turns to him and says "plus C".
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