A mathematician goes a little wacky in the brain, so they put him in a Psychiatric Ward. While there, he realizes he can have a little bit of fun with the other patients. He walks up to one patient and says "Hey, get out of my face before I differentiate you!" Terrified, the mental patient runs away. "This is fun," the mathematician says to himself. He walks up to another patient eating ice cream and says "If you don't give me that ice cream, I'll integrate you!" The patient quickly hands it over and runs away, terrified. The mathematician walks up to a third patient and says "Hey, I'll derive you!" The patient isn't phased. "Hey! I'll integrate you!" Once again, no reaction. "Why aren't you afraid of me?" the mathematician asks the patient. The patient slowly turns his head and says "I'm e^x."
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