Caddy Shack

One day, a very tall and muscular young man walked into a caddy shack and demanded to see the manager. The young man tells the manager

"listen my friend, I am feeling very strong today and am ready to put up a great score on the course today. I demand the caddy with the best eyesight who can help me track my ball after I hit it 400 yards"

The manager gives the young man a grin, and yells "Leeroy, get out here!"

Right on cue, a very old man stumbles into the room and slowly walks towards the two men, ready to go to work.

"Leeroy at your service, sir" he mumbles half heartily.

"This is your caddy with the best vision?" asks the young man, "It looks like this old geezer can barely walk the course, much less find my balls and carry my clubs"

"What?" exclaims Leeroy, who has lost most of his hearing due to old age

The manager replies "Well I assure you, Leeroy can follow a ball like no other, his eyes are like those of hawks, he is the man for you"

The young boy seems content with the managers words, and he can't wait to see it for himself. He quickly walks towards hole one and motions for Leeroy to follow.

As the young man places the ball on the tee and gets ready to hit, he glances over at Leeroy and sneers "get ready for this one", and swings hard at the ball.

Boom, perfect contact. The ball launches off of the tee so fast that the young man had no chance of keeping his eye on it.

The young man turns to Leeroy and asks "did you see where that went?"

"Well of course, sir, it was a great shot indeed"

"Well I knew it would be a great shot" the young man replies with a grin, all the while thinking of what a great decision the manager made giving Leeroy to him as a caddy.

"Well Leeroy, Where is it?"

Leeroy chews on his gums for a moment, and then replies " I forgot"