Buying flowers


Take a bunch of flowers home for your wife, sir," urged the street vendor.


"I haven't got a wife," replied the young man.


"Then buy a bunch for your sweetheart."


"I don't have a sweetheart, either."


"Well then, buy a couple of bunches to celebrate your luck."

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