A guy phones a law firm and says, **"I want to speak to my lawyer."**
The receptionist says, **"I'm sorry, but your lawyer died last week."**
The next day the same guy phones the law firm and says, **"I want to speak to my lawyer."**
Once again the receptionist replies, **"I'm sorry, but your lawyer died last week."**
The next day the guy makes his regular call to the law firm and say, **"I want to speak to my lawyer."**
**"Excuse me sir,"** the receptionist says, **"but this is third time I've had to tell you that your lawyer died last week. Why do you keep calling?"**
The guy replies, **"Because I love hearing it!"** [source](http://smile.xonaki.com/Joke/EN?categoryCode=EN&jokeId=68)
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