An old lady gets a plastic surgery...

She is glad with the results so much, that she decides to give herself a test.

She goes around town to ask people if they could guess her age. First, she goes in a local McDonald's. She asks the cashier:

- Excuse me, young man. Can you guess how old I am?

- Hmm.. I don't know.. 32 maybe?

- No! I'm actually 45!

She's glad. Then she goes to buy some shoes. She asks the lady showing her a pair:

- Oh sorry! Can you by any chance guess how old I am?

- Hm.. by the looks of it you must be around 28!

- WRONG! I'm actually 45!

She is super happy! She looks younger than expected! While waiting for her bus, she decides to give it a last try. She sees an old man waiting there.

- Pardon me, sir! Can you guess how old I am?

- Well miss, by the looks of it you could be very young. But I can tell you the correct answer if you let me grab your breasts! For you see, I was a doctor once, and I have the ability to tell someone's age by this method!

This answer shocked the lady, but she was too curious. No one was around, so she shrugged and let the old man touch them. He gave a good grab, touched it all around. After a long inspection he says:

- Well, by the looks and feels, I have to say.... well... you are... exactly 45 years old!

- I am! That's amazing! How did you do that?

- Easy! I was standing behind you in line at McDonald's!

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