"They misunderestimated me." - Bentonville, Ark., Nov. 6, 2000
"I'm very gracious and humbled."
"I hope we get to the bottom of the answer. It's what I'm interested to know."
"I've got a record, a record that is conservative and a record that is
compassionated."
"They have miscalculated me as a leader."
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