Once upon a time, there was a rich, old man, and his gold digger wife. They constantly bickered, day and night. And one day, the old man says "If I die before you, I'll dig my way out of the grave, and haunt you for the rest of your life". And of course, a few months later, the old man dies. After the funeral, his (now widowed) wife goes out to drink and celebrate with friends. Her friends just so happen to be very superstitious. One of them asks "Aren't you afraid he'll follow through and come back to haunt you?". The widowed gold digger says "Let the bastard dig. I had him buried upside down."
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