He sees a listing for a dog and it's a 10 year old cockerspaniels. Being a fan of that breed he goes to check it out.
John arrives at the house and an old man answers. He says the dog is for sale for 20 dollars. John is pleased with the price, but wants to check out the dog first before making any purchases. The old man tells John that the cockerspaniels is in the backyard.
John goes to the back yard to meet the dog and to his surprise, the dog speaks English.
"Are you coming to buy me?"
"Woah you can speak?" Asks John.
"Yeah the Army used to used me as a secret agent in the middle east. They sent me to areas where the enemies where and I was able to listen in on their plans without them questioning me because I am a dog. So I would report it back to the army and they there were always able to ambush the enemies without them knowing what hit them"
"Woah that's incredible" John says, "How did you end up with this old man?"
Dog says, "Well after 8 years of service, I figured it was time to hang up my boots and enjoy the rest of my life."
Pleased with the dog, John goes back inside to find the old man to officially buy the dog.
The old man asks, "So how did you like him?"
John replies, "He's amazing. Being a talking dog and all that stuff about working undercover for the army is just incredible. I'd love to buy him, but first I must ask, why are you giving him away so cheaply?"
"Eh, that dog's a liar, he never left the yard"
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